THIS IS THE STRANGEST FUCKING CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD ON GOOGLE+

noman mohosen: Are you man

me: NO I AM A GOD

noman mohosen: Are you got?

me: I AM THY LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUSKAT

noman mohosen: Dur ass

me: I HAVE ENOUGH ASS. I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

noman mohosen: Where your country

me: I CURRENTLY RESIDE IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF 10'S. BUT MY PHYSICAL LOCATION IS LUXEMBOURG.

noman mohosen: You Are a great satan

me: NO I AM THE SAVIOUR BUT I NEED MORE PYLONS TO SPREAD MY MESSAGE!
WILL YOU BE MY PYLON?

noman mohosen: If i get you than i kill you sytan,evill.

me: NO DON'T KILL SATAN HE IS INTEGRAL TO MY PLANS FOR OVERTHROWING NIGERIA!

noman mohosen: Stupid be crash you

me: HOW DID YOU KNOW I CRASHED MY CAR?!

noman mohosen: Brustad you enevy of islam
Enemy

me: I WILL UNITE ISLAM WITH CHRISTIANITY! I AM THE ONE TRUE RELIGION!

noman mohosen is offline and cannot receive messages right now.

IT CONTINUES!

me: NORMAN HAVE YOU DECIDED TO LEAVE ISLAM AND BECOME MY PYLON

noman mohosen: I get decided to i kill you evil.

me: THERE IS NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE. I AM A PEACEFUL GOD.

noman mohosen: u are not God.You a enemy of islam

me: NO NORMAN I AM ISLAM. I AM CHRISTIANITY. I AM FAITH. I AM CALLING YOU TO BE MY PYLON AND WRITE MY GOOD BOOKS.

noman mohosen: is hunderd persen truth if i got you than must be i kill you

me: THE ONLY TRUTH NORMAN IS THAT THROUGH DEATH I WILL BECOME STRONGER BUT BY BECOMMING MY PYLON YOU CAN ASCEND TO THE HIGHER PLANE.

noman mohosen: Plz give me your address

(he wants to kill me, but he's very polite about it! -lk)

me: I AM BEING HELD PRISONER AT 120 A rte d'Arlon, 8008 Strassen, Luxembourg.

me: THE FORCES OF EVIL DO NOT WANT MY WORD SPREAD.

me: YOU MUST HELP ME, MY PYLON.

noman mohosen: Because i must kill you becuse you enemy of islam

me: I WILL UNITE ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY. RUSSIA WILL BE OURS, PYLON!

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